An alcoholic was walking along the beach when he saw a bottle. He stopped and rubbed it and a genie popped out.
"You have 3 wishes" said the genie.
The alcoholic said, "I'll take a bottle that is never empty."
Whamo! he has a bottle that is never empty and starts to drink.
The genie taps him on the shoulder and says, "and what are your other two wishes?"
"Oh," says the alcoholic, "I'll have two more like this one."
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